When I Was Younger

When I was younger....

I Put my arms into my shirt and pretend I had no arms

Would restart video games whenever I knew I was going to lose

Slept with all my stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended

Had that one pen with 4 colours and tried to push all the buttons at once

Poured coke into the lid and acting like I was taking shots

The hardest decisions was choosing which Nintendo game to play 

I waited behind a door to scare someone, then left because they took to long to come out or you had to pee. 

Faked being asleep to get carried to bed 

Watched two rain drops roll down the window and pretending it was a race

Went on the computer just to use paint.

The only thing I took care of was a Tamagotchi 

The only fake friends I had were invisible ones

Used to sing in the shower(now I make life decisions there now) 

Swallowed a fruit seed and thought a tree was going to grow in my stomach

Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up...What the hell were we thinking?