When I was younger....
I Put my arms into my shirt and pretend I had no arms
Would restart video games whenever I knew I was going to lose
Slept with all my stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended
Had that one pen with 4 colours and tried to push all the buttons at once
Poured coke into the lid and acting like I was taking shots
The hardest decisions was choosing which Nintendo game to play
I waited behind a door to scare someone, then left because they took to long to come out or you had to pee.
Faked being asleep to get carried to bed
Watched two rain drops roll down the window and pretending it was a race
Went on the computer just to use paint.
The only thing I took care of was a Tamagotchi
The only fake friends I had were invisible ones
Used to sing in the shower(now I make life decisions there now)
Swallowed a fruit seed and thought a tree was going to grow in my stomach